Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Modern Fairytale

Once upon a time, in the rural landscapes of North Carolina, there was castle. In this castle there were many rooms, given to strangers that spend some of their time helping the feudal lord run the county. Every now and then a stranger would come and they would be given a room to test for their real talents. One of those nights, on of the strangers, got back to his room and tired of a long day of work and politicking, decided to turn on the TV and sit on this bed and watch something or other. He looked and looked and could never find the remote control, it was not in the bathroom, it was not on the desk, it had disappeared. The old fashioned way he thought, he pressed the on button and scrolled to a channel he liked. Once this was done he, threw his packages on the floor and proceeded to lay down on the bed. He felt something weird, like a bump in the bed, weird he thought, but he was tired, so he just sat there, and started thinking – this one stranger is always thinking – what could it be. It felt like something was under the covers, but what could it be, this was a simple room in a simple castle, there was nothing under the bed. So he kept watching and it dawned on him the remote. He jumped off the bed and turned the bed down, and looked for whatever was on the middle of the bed, and of course he found the remote control. Under other circumstances this could have been a myriad of other objects, but in this case only the remote control was hidden there. The joy was felt by the stranger realizing how like the princess and the pea, he had proven he was sensitive enough to realize when the bed was not made just out of mattresses.

2 comments:

wonks said...

Hey Bitch,

Your ass has gotten REALLY loose if you can equate a remote control with a pea!

Anonymous said...

I couldn't be prouder...truly a modern-day fairy tale. But who was testing you, and for what purpose? Could the Argentine have paid the housekeeper to do it, to see if you really are the true princess you claim to be?

Sadly, it seems more likely that this was an accidental test of modern capitalism: how bad can the service be before someone notices? Well, at least you noticed!

As you know, the Hubbie has his own Princess and Pea issues, but they revolve around design moreso than comfort.